Ek Sharabi aur ek Aalim (Scholar)

*** Ek Sharabi aur ek Aalim (Scholar) ***

Sharabi : Agar me koi khajur khao to kya me galat hu ?
Aalim : Nahi
Sharabi : Aur uske saath me koi ghaas (grass) khalu to ?
Aalim : Isme koi galat baat nahi hai
Sharabi :Aur uske saath me agar paani mila lu to ?
Aalim : isme bhi koi harj nahi hai ?
Sharabi : Jab ye sab cheez jayaz hai to aap humko sharab pine se kyu rokte ho jo inhe sab cheezo se banta hai ?
Aalim: Agar me tumhare sar ke upar paani daalu to apko choth lagegi ?
Sharabi : Nahi
Aalim : Agar uske saath me Mithi daalu to fir apko choth lagegi ?
Sharabi : Usse bhi mujhe kuch nahi hoga
Aalim : Agar me Paani aur Mitti ko mila du aur ek bada sa Eeth (Brick) banadu aur fir upar se tumhare sar par daaldu to fir apko kuch hoga ?
Sharabi : Haa!!! Me to mar sakta hu
Aalim : Isi tarah se sharab ka masla hai

Shortly translated in urdu/hindi from book “Gems & Jewels” by Abdul Malik Mujahid

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